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Welcome to Dernier Cri

Welcome to Dernier Cri

Posted by Jordan on Feb 21st 2021

Greetings, peasants. Just kidding, we know you're the exact opposite of a peasant.Welcome to Dernier Cri. If you're on this store it means you've been deemed worthy by someone wealthy to shop for our … read more
Crazy new Futuristic Watch!

Crazy new Futuristic Watch!

Posted by Jordan on Feb 21st 2021

Greetings, peasants.  We just got a new product added to the store. It's an extremely futuristic watch, and for a great price!  There are less than 50 people in the entire world that … read more

HUGE New Arrivals!

Posted by Jordan on Feb 21st 2021

Greetings, peasants! Thank you for shopping at Dernier Cri. We're pleased to announce that we have just imported a huge selection of new products on our store from some of the most talented … read more